Monday, September 14, 2015

Sleep Wizzers

I won't name names to protect the guilty (cough, Stinky, cough, also, too Tom), but I knew some sleepwalking pissers in college. Yes alcohol was always involved so one can't entirely absolve them from blame, but I doubt it was deliberate.
Jeff D. Rubin, 27, slept through most of the three-hour flight originating from Anchorage, Alaska, according to a Port of Portland police report.

About 30 minutes before landing "he stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him," read the report.