Saturday, October 03, 2015

Euphemisms To Retire

Collateral damage.

The United States military, in a statement, confirmed an airstrike at 2:15 a.m., saying that it had been targeting individuals “who were threatening the force” and that “there may have been collateral damage to a nearby medical facility.”

The US mainland clearly has much to fear from these individuals "who where threatening the force." Probably sevety-twelve nine-elevens would have happened if we didn't bomb some MSF personnel.

It is that year. Maybe the terraists will be flying hoverboards to the US.

This is all so stupid. Also, evil and it kills people.