Tuesday, November 17, 2015

How About We Only Let In The One True Christian

Aside from the horrible bigotry, I just get a wee bit frustrated with tribal Christians who apparently know nothing about their own religion. There are a bunch of different denominations, you see, and they agree on a lot less than one might think. Yes they mostly all have the blahblahJesusblahblah but otherwise. I suppose we can can test them at the border by determining just how angry the holiday cups from Starbucks makes them. That seems to be the true test of American Christianity these days*.

*No I am not serious. Most American Christians don't deserve to be represented by the public face of Christianity in the country, which is indeed horribly stupid.