Tuesday, March 15, 2016

As Predicted By Everyone Except People Who Are Paid Immense Amounts Of Money To Predict This Stuff

Bye Marco. I like water too.

I usually don't link to Politico on principle, but this is the kind of thing the savvy political press is supposed to be savvy about when it actually matters. To be fair, there were some earlier stories about how the Rubio campaign wasn't actually running a campaign, but for some reason they never actually penetrated the skulls of the pundits who are generally paid a lot more money than actual journalists.