Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Clearly The Philadelphia Eagles Will Never Be President

None of this matters because Hillary Clinton is going to be the nominee and we have known this for 6 weeks or more (we've "known" it for longer than that, but eventually the opportunities for Sanders to roll a 1 on his 20 sided dice faded away), but the internet primary still seems to be focused on which fans are the biggest assholes.

Fine, Philly fans are the biggest assholes. The Eagles will never be president. Can we move on to winning this damn election? While you were having pissing contests the polls have been tightening a lot. Arguing on the internet about who is the biggest asshole sure is fun, but I'm not sure why anyone believes (and people really do believe) it's achieving anything.