#notallorangecritters:
Orange cat: "Trump has destroyed the reputation of us orange critters by breaking the world. How can I ever hold my head up again?"
Grey cat: "Don't worry, mate. #notallorangecritters."
Orange cat: "And I do have nine lives, unlike those poor humans."
Grey cat: "Four. Four lives left."
Orange cat: "Four? I count at least five left."
Grey cat: "Remember how you jumped from the neighbor's roof to attack his van and missed?"
Orange cat: "That was Trump attacking Mexico."