Sunday, August 27, 2017

Millennials Are Killing

It's a joke genre at this point, but while shitting on the youngs is not new, the idea framing of business models dying because of the The Kids Today, instead of them failing because they failed to adapt to the killer competition of capitalism, is new. Pretty sure Sears is dying because their CEO is a Randian lunatic, and pretty sure Applebees is dying because Applebees always sucked, but, hey, MILLENNIALS AND THEIR WEIRD DESIRE TO NOT SPEND MONEY THEY DON'T HAVE ON SHITTY THINGS.