Monday, October 16, 2017

Winning Was The Thing

Just quit, Donald. It's okay. Even a Pope did it recently. I am not the Trump whisperer, but even I knew that being president would make him miserable. You're old. You're fake rich enough. You like to play golf. You'll always have enough sycophants around, and not ones who will go trash you anonymously to the press. Spend your life hitting golf balls and letting Trumpkins take selfies with you.

Let Mike Pence destroy the country. He's more into it, really.