Thursday, March 22, 2018

The Best Clients

A daily dialogue between Dowd and his client, the President of the United States.
Dowd: Please, sir, don't tweet that you did, in fact, do it.

Trump sits on the shitter, tweets: I did it!

Guess Dowd has more time to go golfing at non-Trump properties now.

Mr. Dowd, who took over the president’s legal team last summer, had considered leaving several times in recent months and ultimately concluded that Mr. Trump was increasingly ignoring his advice, one of the people said. Mr. Trump has insisted he should sit for an interview with the special counsel’s office, even though Mr. Dowd believed it was a bad idea.