Monday, March 18, 2019


I'm not sure if it's the lead or what but I picture Trump fans rolling with hysterical laughter every time he comes up with some dumb nickname and suddenly all the bad sitcoms of my youth make sense.

Related: there are actual people who wax nostalgic about television from an era in which television, with some notable impressive exceptions, was so horrible that the planet is pretty much doomed once the signals reach alien civilizations. They're gonna wipe us out and I can't blame them.