Shitpost Your Way Through It

This works remarkably well, because the press loves shiny balls, but a potential pandemic is hard to distract from.

During the Bush era, @mikeallen told me every administration spin was either Nothing To See Here! or Look At The Shiny Ball! Feels like Nothing To See Here! has run its course, shiny balls are about to start appearing everywhere.

— Michael Grunwald (@MikeGrunwald) March 9, 2020