Monday, April 20, 2020

Take Him Seriously Then Pretend It Didn't Happen

I seem to remember some big news that President Deals was going to make OIL PRICES GO UP UP UP (a weird thing to promise, but ok) and it got much media coverage and then oil futures are now negative and haha we know he's full of shit so we'll just pretend that didn't happen and move on to the next bullshit thing he promises.

Oh and people are dying and he's been lying a lot about that but lol apparently, actually, NOTHING FUCKING MATTERS.