Monday, May 04, 2020

Flatten The Curve

To the extent that anyone thinks they're being sensible instead of LOL GONNA KILL OUR POPULATION TO OWN THE LIBS, it seems to be the belief that "flattening the curve" (or close enough, sort of) was the goal. Whether that's actually the goal (as long as it's flat lots of people die but at least they have hospital beds first!) or just stupid people not understanding things, the curve won't remain flat if you re-open the Fuddruckers...