Bretbug Can Only Fail Up

I'm sure the dude has not faced a moment of personal discomfort since diaper rash, so this is the equivalent of waterboarding him even if nothing happens.

***HR update:

I have been told HR now says if anyone has felt their employment or work environment was threatened because they criticized Bret Stephens to please report it.

— Wajahat "Social Distance Yourself" Ali (@WajahatAli) June 6, 2020

He used to write 2 boring columns per week, now it's only 1 for reasons that probably didn't result in a drop in pay.