I'm not shocked the cops lie, but I am surprised that how readily they lie about totally dumb stuff even at a moment when they have as much scrutiny (in general) as they've ever had. And while I take a dim view of journalists sometimes, I still can't believe they choose to fall for things like "Shake Shack employee tried to poison us with bleach."
The antifa supersoldiers are real, however, and they are on the way.
