Got My Vote

Biden had me with the "take away your cars," but the "murdering people I don't like" has moved me back into the Trump column.

As of the last 48 hours, the Trump re-election platform is:

▪️ Mr. Rogers sucks
▪️ I'm annoyed local TV covers severe weather but not a foreign politician talking about me
▪️ there might be a Satanic pedophile cult, haven't found it yet
▪️ I ordered US Marshals to murder someone

— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) October 16, 2020