Persuasion

Sometimes I think that the creators of the latest wave of "cancel culture" obsession must be a bit disappointed that the monster they created is so ridiculous. But they're just doubling tripling and quadrupling down on the stupid.

In a newspaper section called Opposite Ed,
lived a Bari named Weiss who was often misread.

When the scorn of her peers left her quite flabbergasted,
why, she yeeted herself off the gray lady's masthead! https://t.co/yGvt8k9KLY

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) March 3, 2021

Actually, the true monster is Frankenstein.

(The estate of Seuss decided that maybe they shouldn't publish a few of the books you've probably never even heard of because of the racism and people are madder than they've been since Hasbro decided to chop off Mr. Potato Head's dick, even though they didn't).