Meanwhile On Normal Island

That's Rachel Johnson, sister of Boris.

It’s hard not to pity Ghislaine Maxwell

We met briefly at Oxford

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As a fresher I wandered into Balliol JCR one day in search of its subsidised breakfast granola-and-Nescafé offering and found a shiny glamazon with naughty eyes holding court astride a table, a high-heeled boot resting on my brother Boris’s thigh.