Free To Be Just Like Me

One early realization I had doing online politics stuff was that glibertarianism, even in its best form, had nothing to do with the genuine individualism that they touted, but more a "freedom to be a suburban schlub who likes bourbon and plays golf a lot, perhaps playing bass in a Dad Rock band. Also cut my taxes." 

Freedom is when guys like me get all the rewards! It certainly doesn't mean "free to be a bit weird" unless "being a bit weird" is "always wearing a leather jacket" or some other trivial affectation.

 Just another version of the general disgust of others that is conservatism.