The Stupidest Thing Ever Written

I think about this regularly. It is the ultimate expression of the rich bigoted asshole backlash era in your liberal media. My pet theory is Dash Sulzberger* wrote it himself, though I have no evidence of this. I wish someone would leak who did write it!

For all the tolerance and enlightenment that modern society claims, Americans are losing hold of a fundamental right as citizens of a free country: the right to speak their minds and voice their opinions in public without fear of being shamed or shunned.

*Dash isn't his real nickname. It's a joke diminutive of Pinch, his father's actual nickname, coined by a former Timeser Regina Schrambling. Ridiculous nepo baby.