Dems need to stop talking about the disgusting queers and talk about normal people. All they do is talk about those deviant perverts! But Adam Jentleson is going to fix that and get rich in the process.
Nothing voters want more than loudly advertising you don't know what the fuck you want to do:
What does your think tank support? Bigotry, pushing people who are mean to us on social media out of public life, and, I dunno, some stuff we will figure out on a game show. Voters like game show hosts, right? We'll get our own!
The "funny" thing is that there are a bunch of initiatives like this, and they're all trying to one up each other by going further right.
Have fun, kids.