Logistics, How The Fuck Does It Work

I welcome making these events even more of a clusterfuck than they will inevitably be.

US President Donald Trump says he will move matches at the 2026 World Cup from any cities he thinks are unsafe.

"It will be safe for the World Cup," Trump told reporters in the Oval Office. "If I think it isn't safe, we'll move it into a different city."

I can't believe Mr. Trump has such a negative view of our fine boys in blue, the thin blue line, suggesting they can't handle this!