Nothing But Respect For My President

His only endearing quality is his willingess to humiliate his lickspittles.

DOKOUPIL: When I travel the country, they tell me they don't feel it because grocery prices are up-- TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM

Dookie was desperate to save face, and Trump still stuck it to him.

Tony Dokoupil: "Mr. President, thank you very much. For the record, I do think that I'd have this job even if the others guys won." Donald Trump: "Yeah, but at a lesser salary." [Dokoupil then giggles as they wrap up the segment.] A CBS News staffer merely reacted with this: "HAHAHAHAHA"

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— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM