Friday, September 26, 2003

Get Back To Work You Lazy Bums

Those government bureaucrats, paid for by Joe and Jane American, have determined what we knew -- a lot of Americans are lazy. The percentage of irresponsible Americans who just won't work hard has gone up from 11.7 to 12.1%. It turns out, the laziest Americans are black. Now, back off you PC police, it's just the facts here at the factor and that's just another fact.

The poverty rates for children, those age 65 and over, non-Hispanic whites, Asians, Hispanics, female-householder families, those in central cities or outside metropolitan areas and people in the Northeast, South and West did not change between 2001 and 2002.



They're spending too much time listening to the filth of Ludacris and stealing hubcaps in the parking lot, and not enough time working. Get a job people!

UPDATE: Here at the Factor, we welcome all opinions, unless I find them un-American, in which case I'll shut off your microphone. A "Joe" from New York City sends us an email:

..."Hey, Bill, isn'it true that the poverty report shows that it's only the Midwest that has had an increase in poverty."

Shut up Joe. Just shut your trap right now. This country is at war, and here you are trying to divide us into regions. The heartland of America is filled with good, hardworking white folks, much like my father the janitor back in Levittown. It's wrong to insult your fellow Americans with this divisive rhetoric. Just shut the hell up.