Somewhat tangential to this, but back in Ye Olden Days conservative "morality" at least had some sort of consistency to it, even if it was totally full of shit. All the young conservatives pretended to be virgins until they were married, and the DC press played along with this. Every conservative made being a professional prude part of their act.
I don't know how to follow the current "young men don't get laid enough and it's all the fault of the wokes" line.
