This One's For All The Haters And The Losers

I suspect the 2pm announcement from Trump is not "I am dead." I predict that Donald the Dove is going to start calling it the War Department.

Trump will make “an exciting announcement related to the Department of Defense,” per Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. https://t.co/mnxMEKLdbh

— Josh Wingrove (@josh_wingrove) September 2, 2025

...ah looks like it's the LOCATION OF SPACE COMMAND. Could be both.