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I don't know what happens next, but this is probably true no matter what!

“We will by no means return the Strait of Hormuz to its previous state, because this is an order from the Leader of the Islamic Revolution”, Ali Nikzad, second deputy speaker of the Iranian parliament, told the semi-official Mehr News Agency.

If the US somehow takes control, "we" will start charging. 

"Heated Rhetoric"

BASH: You and your fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president. Do you think twice about that when something like that happens? RASKIN: What rhetoric do you have in mind? BASH: That he's terrible for this country and so on and so forth

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM

Observing Me Observing You

I was struck by all of the clips from the various fake journalists and "influencers" whose response to being in the middle of a shooting was to point their phones at themselves to take photos/video.

One of Bari's dullards: 

People who conceive of themselves as the protagonist of existence are not new - a lot of writing has long been narcissistic "observing myself observing an event" - but the phones do let them all express that in a new way!

Point those cameras at what you're looking at, not at yourself looking at it!

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Guess there was some news when I wasn't paying attention?

But He Was So Competent

Looks like we won't have Kash to kick around for much longer.

Current Status

As I keep writing, I know nothing about how delicate the various supply chains are. Some people seem to think things are going to be pretty fucked up soon!

The Strait of Hormuz remains largely empty of merchant ships, with only a few Tehran-linked vessels moving through the waterway, following a tense week that saw Iranian gunboat attacks and tanker interceptions by the US Navy.

As of Saturday morning, observable traffic was down to only two very small fuel carriers and one tiny coastal cargo ship, all with ties to Tehran, leaving the Persian Gulf through the crucial waterway, vessel-tracking data compiled by Bloomberg show. No ships were observed on their way in.

FIELD TRIP CANCELLED

Steve and Jared's trip to Pakistan was canceled. I suspect it was always fake - that all of this is just delaying to make time for putting things in place for major military action. But who knows...

Moral Clarity

This isn't important, but I haven't seen that war-on-terror era phrase used much recently.

I have never actually understood what the intended meaning of it is, if any, beyond "killing people I hate is moral, akshually, and you are immoral if you disagree."

Happy White House Correspondents' Dinner Day

I stopped getting annoyed by such things because I stopped imagining the White House Press were supposed to be anything other than what they were. I actually used to think this from Colbert at the 2006 WHCD was maybe a bit harsh, but it's only a bit harsh if you imagine it's about all journalists on the politics beat.

But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the Decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know - fiction!

The good ones are mostly the ones whose names you don't know, the ones whose work goes mostly ignored by their own colleagues who have the access journalism jobs that makes them famous. The investigative stuff, the genuine scoops from lower level whistleblowers, the actual reportng about corruption and similar - that isn't their job! It is sill to expect it from them.

That doesn't mean you have to respect what they do, of course, just understand that they are doing their jobs! Jake Tapper made some defiant pocket squares. He's very proud of them.

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Well That Will Fix Everything

Witkoff and Kushner are supposedly heading to Pakistan for Iran talks. I am sure a great deal will be achieved! Vance is sitting at the kiddie table.

Leavitt: "The vice president is on standby and will be willing to dispatch to Pakistan if we feel it's a necessary use of his time"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM

Gambling On War

One hopes this will dissuade others, but I doubt it.

A US special forces soldier involved in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro was arrested and charged for allegedly betting on that operation, netting him $400,000 in profits.

Event Horizon

I suppose anything is possible, but I suspect that with a guy like Trump, once people sour on him they are not going to suddenly decide they like him again. 

Are we being treated to endless thinkpieces about What Donald (or Republicans) Needs To Do To Reclaim The Center? Weirdly, no!

Our pundits and political journalists are no longer able to fathom a situation in which "moving left" is good advice to anyone.

How Abusers Thrive

Don't do anything to upset him!

The former U.S. ambassador to NATO is urging British and European politicians not to alienate Donald Trump by criticizing his administration’s handling of the Iran war and its fallout.

"Seemed Questionable"

One problem we have now is not being able to tell if Trump is lying because he is lying, if he's delusional because his brain is broken, or if he believes crazy stuff in part because the people around him feed him nonsense all day long.

Donald Trump has again said that the US has “total control over the strait of Hormuz”, adding that Iran’s leadership was so hobbled by infighting that it was unclear who was in charge.

But the US president’s claim seemed questionable in the face of the seizure of two container ships by Iranian commandos and a US report warning it could take six months to clear the strait of mines.

The answer is "all of them" but in which proportions, when?

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TMZ Era

I suppose having journalists who report what they see instead of covering it up would be good.

I think a lot of people in D.C. are very circumspect about the fact that the Senate is full of people who are way too old to be there, including Mitch McConnell,” said one reporter. “He has people guiding him around, he can’t really answer questions — it’s really striking, and I feel like a lot of people are very hands off with that. TMZ is not going to be hands off.”

My first visit to the Capitol was about 3 days before 9/11. A friend was a Senate staffer. Had the full tour. Bumped into Strom and Jesse and their entourages. Those guys were already dead.