Monday, April 13, 2026
The American Pope
I think we have a schism. Is it Pope Bob or Pope Don?
"Pope Leo is WEAK on crime." Murder rate skyrocketing in Vatican City!
JD Vance, You Are Our Only Hope
The fate of the entire galaxy is in your hands.
I suppose if there's a pretty good chance it happens, there's a lot of benefit for your career as a journalist for putting out those beat sweeteners on the Vice President.
There isn't a lot of value to your readers, of course, but they don't matter.
Journalism!!!
The involvement of Vice President JD Vance had raised hopes around the world that the weekend negotiations in Pakistan would solidify the ceasefire with Iran and put an end to the war within reach.They let you put anything in the newspaper now.
I suppose if there's a pretty good chance it happens, there's a lot of benefit for your career as a journalist for putting out those beat sweeteners on the Vice President.
There isn't a lot of value to your readers, of course, but they don't matter.
Journalism!!!
Sunday, April 12, 2026
If You Wanna Hang Out You've Got To Take Her Out
I'm glad that at this important moment, the President and the Secretary of State (Marco Rubio) and the National Security Adviser (Marco Rubio) and the Viceroy of Venezuela (Marco Rubio) had some time for some fun.
Poor Vance didn't get to have any fun!Secretary of State Marco Rubio at UFC in Miami tonight as diplomatic negotiations with Iran fail (Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) April 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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COUNTDOWN TO MY 24TH BLOGIVERSARY FUNDRAISER - DAY 2!
Surveying the current state of politics, it's quite funny that I used to be criticized for incivility (saying mean things about people who mattered).
It's also quite funny that people still try to use that tactic against The Left, even now.
A bunch of big meanies!
It's also quite funny that people still try to use that tactic against The Left, even now.
A bunch of big meanies!
Thanks to all!
More Like 5K Peace Talks, Amirite???
I did not think that sending JD Vance was a sign that anyone expected success.
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No agreement: US Vice President JD Vance says no agreement was reached with Iran after marathon talks in Pakistan. Iran would not commit to forgoing a nuclear weapon, Vance said. Iran’s foreign ministry told state media that disagreement over “two, or three” key issues prevented a deal.Though given all of the positive press Vance's people planted, I don't think he was in on the "joke."
...and now Trump says that "we" are blockading the Strait.
Saturday, April 11, 2026
Purging Trump
Any fretting about this is just acknowledging that Dems won't let Interior Secretary Mamdani send the bulldozers and wrecking balls to it in February of 2029.
The White House has unveiled plans for a gold-accented giant victory arch dubbed the "Arc de Trump", that Donald Trump wants built in the nation's capital.
The 250ft (76m) monument, if approved, would be taller than the US Capitol building and the Lincoln Memorial, and feature a golden Lady Liberty-like torch and crown.
Trump's Capitalism
He isn't entirely wrong, of course, but it is very funny that Trump sees capitalism operating entirely as a system in which big companies gouge their customers when they can, and not as some perfectly competitive Econ 101 model.
Whatever, Gramps
I do think the press takes these kinds of pronouncements a bit less seriously now.
Previously there would be front page writeups about WHAT TRUMP MIGHT DO (narrator: but Trump never did any of it).
Always The Ones You Most Suspect
Swalwell has set off my spidey sense for years. Not for this kind of thing, precisely, but generally being a regular bullshitter who threw out red meat (laudable) to cover for being a shithead (not laudable).
A former staffer of Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading Democratic candidate for California governor, says that the congressman raped her when she was heavily intoxicated and left her bruised and bleeding, an allegation Swalwell strongly denies.It isn't just this accusation or this woman. There are many allegations.
Friday, April 10, 2026
I Guess Trump Had Better Do Some Unhinged Posts About China
Who knew American hegemony was so fragile.
China has indicated it will halt exports of sulfuric acid from May, hitting metals and fertilizer industries already strained by raw material bottlenecks resulting from the Iran war.
Some sulfuric acid producers in the country recently received notifications about the change, and one large buyer has been told about it by their Chinese supplier, according to people familiar with the matter, who asked not to be identified discussing confidential information. The ban will cover sulfuric acid that’s a by-product of copper and zinc smelting in China.
Cash Up Front
I have no idea what Iran's strategy is, precisely, but they do know what everybody except DC political reporters know, which is that President Deals does not believe that he is bound by deals.
Fair enough.
Trump’s warning: If a peace deal is not reached this weekend, the US is prepared to renew and intensify strikes on Iran, President Donald Trump warned. Iran’s parliament speaker said the talks cannot start until the US meets two conditions: a ceasefire in Lebanon and the release of blocked Iranian assets.But, Atrios, surely political reporters understand this too! They just pretend not to, because journalism.
Fair enough.
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