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At Least The War Is Over

Iran needs to make a deal with President Deals, the man who always keeps his word, quickly.

President Trump told Axios on Thursday that he's seriously considering restarting major combat operations in Iran — including strikes that would be bigger than the ones carried out during Operation Epic Fury.

Operation Pete Hegseth Does Have A Big Penis So Stop Laughing might happen! 

President Deals

Trump announced a deal with Saudi Arabia, letting them enrich uranium without requiring anything much in return, and then 12 hours later added recognition of Israel to the "deal."

I am starting to think there is no point in making deals with President Deals.

Coyote Moment

Not quite there, but we can hope!

All Blown Up, Sir

The NYT looks into the damage, something that mostly shouldn't require this type of reporting.

Iranian attacks on nine U.S. locations across the Middle East in the two weeks since the cease-fire broke down show that the country maintains an ability to inflict damage on precise targets, despite the Trump administration’s repeated claims that Iran’s military capabilities have been diminished or destroyed.

A New York Times visual analysis of U.S. military bases and other sites found the strikes have caused damage to living quarters and working areas, drone shelters, radar systems and other structures.

One of the attacks, on Muwaffaq Salti Air Base in Jordan, killed three U.S. soldiers and wounded others. A military official told The Times that nearly a dozen troops were also wounded severely enough by Iranian missile and drone attacks in Jordan and other countries this month that they were flown to a U.S. military hospital in Germany for treatment.

Not that I suspect Pentagon briefings to provide immense daily detail about this stuff, but  a general overview, especially when troops are injured and killed.

An Endless Bounty

I know there are 300 "should be major scandals" things every day, which makes it difficult to pick and choose, but "the Trumpers accepted bribes to blame Taco Bell wrongly for the explosive diarrhea and now you can't eat lettuce without sitting on the toilet for 2 weeks" could be one of those things Democrats never shut up about.

People like Taco Bell!

I expect this will not work out well for Taylor Farms, as "take the hit and act responsibly" generally works better long run, but our business geniuses are not always so smart!

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Eventually, betting against Elon will pay off.

You Don't Have To Hand It To Her

Nothing a certain type of person loves more than imagining they've converted a conservative.

I disagree with @LauraLoomer on 1,000 things, but I admire her willingness to rethink Ukraine and go there. One of the things we pundits aren't good at is admitting when we're wrong--let alone seeking out information that contradicts our priors. She has courage to do just that. https://t.co/1mmPnIJrSW

— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) July 22, 2026

Discovery

I suspect they'll find a judge to overturn this, but funny for the moment!

Donald Trump must divulge detailed financial information from his many businesses as part of his $10bn defamation lawsuit against the British Broadcasting Corporation, a federal judge ruled during a discovery hearing on Tuesday, according to news reports.

The ruling by US magistrate judge Enjoliqué Lett could open a unique window into the hundreds of businesses owned by Trump’s family trust. It also highlights a potential drawback for Trump’s strategy of bludgeoning critical media with multibillion-dollar lawsuits.

"The president can sue anyone he wants and also the people he sues can't fight back in the normal ways" would be a likely outcome, because freedom, or something. 

SUPERTRAINS

We all know being able to get from A to B quickly is nice, but I think it is underappreciated how much fast trains are like little wormhole ships. What if you could step on a train in NYC and be in Boston in an hour, with relatively inexpensive service every 5 minutes? Suddenly, NYC and Boston are effectively "next to" each other.

This train will have a trip time from Tokyo to Osaka of 67 minutes. That's half the current (already fast) time.

At some still unfixed point in the future when the magnetically levitating Linear Chuo Shinkansen train makes its first 505km per hour journey across central Japan, it will streak through Shizuoka prefecture in a little under 64 seconds.

It has taken more than a decade of wrangling for Japan to be able to say that with confidence; it will be many more years before anyone is actually boarding the train itself and likely many more years after that before people genuinely think of central Japan as the “linear economic zone” imagined by the government that is seamlessly joined by the train.

A couple of years ago, I was somewhat "amused" to learn that this project was being held up by one obstinate governor, the governor of the 64 second Shizuoka prefecture. That's the kind of problem I generally imagine is unique to the US's fractured governance and legal system.

As for how we would pay for it, well, look up the cost of your local highway interchange upgrade project.

But How Will We Pay For That

Once you notice that the usual deficit scolds go quiet any time money is conjured for cops (broadly defined) and war, you realize you can ignore them and anyone who takes them seriously.

The war with Iran has cost the US some $37.5bn (£28bn) so far - an increase of nearly $8bn since the last estimate in May, Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth has said.

Similarly, I don't need to be a military spending expert to know that Hegseth is lying and the real cost is already multiples of that. 

Indeed

Often the proxies in "proxy fights" are things which actually matter in and of themselves, but also highlight deep fundamental differences. What has happened with Israel and its support from the US, Europe, and most of their media and politicians, matters in and of itself, and also demonstrates a deeper rot infesting our betters.

As Coates said, "If you can't draw the line at genocide, you probably can't draw it at democracy."

And Then Odysseus Boards The Hyperloop To Make His Journey Faster

Sure why not.

“Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of ‘The Odyssey’ that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer,” Musk wrote, without offering any further details on the venture. Watch footage of the AI-generated “Odyssey” below.

As someone on social media regularly jokes, the defenders of Western Civilization have yet to encounter it.

I don't know what's funnier: the idea that we will get this movie in any form, or the idea that Musk has any idea what "historically accurate and true to the art of Homer" would actually be in any meaningful sense.

Grok Imagine employees (I assume they exist) just ordered several cases of liquor.

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At Least The War Is Over

From what I understand, the plan was a decapitation strike (kill the leader) and then replace him with someone more pliant, but Israel killed all of those guys too.

I suspect the "Venezuela" would not have worked in any case, but Israel had other plans.

For a brief moment, we won!

AI Psychosis

I don't really use AI aside from what google forces on you when you search (and I mostly use the DO NOT USE AI setting), but AI summaries were shoved into my running app. 

Those AI summaries have a bit of useful information, combined with informing me that every single workout is just great. It never says, "That was a shit run, pal."

I'm always doing the right thing, somehow. Long and fast? Smashed it! Short and slow? Perfect recovery run!

There's nothing wrong with a bit of cheerleading in your workout app. I don't think I'm going to get AI psychosis from it. But it is enough to see how it can cause it a problem if it accompanies you to everything you do.

I'm not the first one to observe this: but many people are frying their brains in the same way that rich people have had their brains fried by their sycophants and servants.  Though they are doing this without the accompanying money, which might cause some additional problems.

On Your Own

It is very funny.

Israel’s far-right finance minister, Bezalel Smotrich, has described the renewed US war on Iran as the ideal outcome for Israel, provided Israelis do not have to fight it themselves.

"Israel has no interest in joining the campaign - the current situation is the best for us," Smotrich said on Tuesday in comments carried by Kan news.

The finally got an American president to bite.