Saturday, November 07, 2026

Saturday Happy Hour

I am declining Mr. Trump's offer to be his press secretary and butler.

Grifters All The Way Down

Nobody but dodgy SEO firms have offered to pay me to post (somewhat sadly).

Trump ally Loomer was paid thousands for political tweets, people familiar say



White Supremacist

Maybe one journalist could explain why every Republican interviewed on cable news isn't asked to condemn Stephen Miller.

Musk'd

The entire campaign against Talarico was 12-year-olds from 1984 calling him a "trans gaywad." It didn't work.

In Texas, these door knockers focused heavily on transgender issues. Mr. Musk’s team saw this as essential to turning out right-wing voters against Mr. Talarico, but some advisers thought that focus was a tactical mistake.

Last Friday, in America PAC’s final internal poll of the Senate race, Mr. Talarico held a six-point advantage over Mr. Paxton.

On Tuesday, after more than $210 million in spending from Mr. Musk to help Mr. Paxton, the results finally arrived. Mr. Talarico won by 12 points.

Morning

Slacker Saturday.

Friday, November 06, 2026

Pity The Fools

An octogenarian I can celebrate.

Senfronia Thompson says she has the votes to become the first woman and first Black Texas House speaker

The 87-year-old Houston Democrat, known as Ms. T, has served in the Legislature since 1973. On Tuesday, her party won control of the Texas House for the first time since 2003.


Somebody Woke Hakeem


Better.



RIP era of bipartisan cooperation (11/4-11/5).


Trifectas

I don't expect newly empowered Dems to institute full communism, but I do hope they realize that with power they can actually do stuff.

PHOENIX (AP) — Democrats in Arizona won control of both legislative chambers and retained the governor’s office, giving the party its first trifecta in the state since 1966 as Democrats made major gains nationwide in this week’s elections and took control of both chambers of Congress.

And they should do things that are difficult to undo. 

Sure Why Not


 

Fake Moderates

One of my (numerous) media pet peeves is how the press treats Republican "moderates." Everybody actually knows that Collins' whole schtick was too make concerned noises but never actually do anything when it mattered. That was rarely how she was covered by the mainstream press, however.

They used to call Lindsey Graham (!!)  a moderate when he did some obvious kayfabe.

About the only Mavericky thing John McCain ever actually did was his health care vote during Trump I. I will give him credit for that. Otherwise...

Anyway, we won't have Susan Collins to kick around anymore!

Heckuva Job, Elon

The not many suckers who bought it are probably gonna run out of repair parts soon.
Elon Musk has announced that Tesla will wind down production of its Cybertruck, marking the end of a failed effort to take a chunk of the lucrative market for pickups in the US.

New Team In Charge

I can't even begin to fathom what it must be like in Texas right now. A power structure that has been in place for decades is just being chucked out

We will see if the Dems there use their power!

Morning

 Blue Friday

Thursday, November 05, 2026

Oh No Stonks

Bad day at the dog track

The Deposed Queen Of Maine

I bet there are tons of people in Maine who are thrilled they no longer have to kiss her ass.

“Everybody ignores the fact that I voted to convict him in the second impeachment trial,” Ms. Collins said. “What bigger break could there be? It is never enough. I want results and they want angry rhetoric.”

On top of dissatisfaction that she hadn’t distanced herself sufficiently from the president, some voters harbored resentment about her vote in 2018 to confirm Justice Brett M. Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, given his later role in overturning Roe v. Wade.

A good sequence of paragraphs. The only type of results she ever got. Her 'only do something when it doesn't matter' strategy wasn't enough for those ungrateful voters. Unfair! 

Run Away

Harmeet Dhillon resigning. Probably Rubio next.

The Panopticon Is For The Scum People, Not Me

Hilarious.

Katie Miller, conservative podcaster and wife of White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, told CBS News that she didn't vote in Tuesday's midterm elections moments after suggesting that moms staying at home were partially to blame for the seismic Republican losses.

"You see that moms are too busy raising their children and taking care of them to go to the polls," Miller, who has four children, told CBS News' Norah O'Donnell on election night.

Asked whether she had voted herself, Miller said she had not.

"I did not vote in Virginia because, in Virginia, when you vote, you dox your own address, and so I prefer my own safety and security over giving that up," she said.

The Millers live in military base housing with enhanced personal security, similar to several other high-ranking Trump administration officials, including Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth.

Not sure what's happening here, but it's funny. 

 

Sinking Ships

A great thing about Republicans losing so many House and Senate seats is that so many of the worst people in America - young Republican staffers - are losing their jobs.

They will all be scrambling to join campaign teams for various 2028 candidates.

The Trump era is over, though of course dying emperors can burn the place down on the way out. Wormtongue Miller is still there.

Flee to Argentina while you can, Stephen!

The Great Noticing

There are no rules for this stuff - Clinton was very popular when the entire press corps tried to destroy him (and whatever you thought of all of that, the coverage was unhinged) - but they are slightly more likely to feel emboldened to kick an unpopular president, especially if that president is a Republican.

The subtext of this article is Trump is nuts and tuned out. We haven't reached text, yet.

A surreal scene played out on Wednesday as the president led reporters through the White House ballroom to inspect its progress. He pointed out beams, talked about varieties of marble and generally shrugged off what had happened the night before as though it wasn’t the bloodiest political blood bath in this country since 1976 — as though he hadn’t just seen Texas turn blue.
Eventually journalists will start telling us what they know

Morning

Late start. Minor (solved) emergency.