Friday, July 10, 2026

Friday Night

Rock on.

Friday Evening

Get your evening on.

Let Them Fight

Funny.
Apple on Friday sued OpenAI in federal court in Northern California, alleging trade secret theft, saying that the artificial intelligence lab took the iPhone maker’s intellectual property in order to develop its own consumer hardware.

“This much is clear, however: at every level, from members of its Technical Staff to its Chief Hardware Officer, and in coordination with business partners, OpenAI has been stealing Apple’s trade secrets and confidential information,” the company said in a legal filing.
No respect for IP? Shocking. There were no warnings.

Read the full article. There are good bits!

They Could Still Tout It

Don't really understand the entire premise here. Trump isn't gonna veto it (presumably). They passed it. It will become law .
President Donald Trump said Friday that he will not sign a bipartisan housing bill in protest of Republicans’ inability to advance separate elections overhaul legislation, dealing a major political blow to vulnerable lawmakers in his own party.

The housing bill is set to become law at midnight even without Trump’s signature. But GOP leaders had originally hoped to tout the moment as a historic economic achievement ahead of midterm elections that are likely to be defined by Americans’ concerns over the cost of living.

"AI Agents"

I really think the only people who could imagine the computer assistants would work well are the people who have actual assistants do everything for them and therefore don't understand the complexity of "simple" tasks.

NEW YORK, July 2 (Reuters) - Meta (META.O), opens new tab Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg acknowledged shortcomings ‌in the company's sweeping restructuring at an internal town hall on Thursday, saying the systems known as AI agents had not progressed as quickly as he had expected, according to a recording heard by Reuters.

Sure, Jan

I hope they showed him some scary pictures.
Israel shared new intelligence with the U.S. that it said indicated a fresh Iranian plan to kill President Trump, people familiar with the matter said, a finding that would mark an escalation in the war between Washington and Iran.
Analogous to this one:
Yes of course it's possible. Even likely given recent actions! But I am skeptical that Israel has some additional intelligence beyond "they probably would!"

I Spoke To Mitch McConnell Yesterday For 20 Minutes

I don't think all changing norms regarding are bad. I actually think it's good that marital infidelity isn't A HUGE SCANDAL THAT GETS MONTHS OF COVERAGE, absent other considerations. Voters can think it's important or not, but journalists putting on their Victorian frocks and heading to the fainting couches was always ridiculous.

But being completely unconcerned with the health of the president of the United States and prominent members of Congress is bizarre.

If it comes out that Jennings was completely lying here, CNN won't fire him.
“I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky,” the pundit wrote.

“He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes… about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible.”

Subsequently on appearing on The Arena with Kasie Hunt, Jennings was asked by the anchor whether McConnell would be willing to dial into the studio from his hospital bed.

“As we wrap up here, do you think he’d be willing to call into the show? Could we get him on the phone now?” Hunt asked.

Her guest carefully brushed aside the request, answering instead: “I wasn’t really expecting him to call this morning, to be honest so when the phone rang and I was able to talk to him, I was frankly pretty grateful.

Normal stuff:

Videos taken by the neighbor show emergency responders wheeling a person on a stretcher toward an ambulance. The videos are shot from some distance, and the face of the person is not visible. Once in the ambulance, the person’s lower legs appear to be covered by an orange blanket, but feet are visible.

The neighbor said they asked officers what was going on, and the officers responded that there had been a “medical emergency.” But when the neighbor inquired if McConnell was having a medical emergency, officers said they would block the street for anybody. The neighbor said they learned from another eyewitness who saw the individual’s face that the person on the stretcher was McConnell and he was not wearing an oxygen mask.

...

“In a situation where perhaps time is of the essence, there seems to be a little bit more urgency, but there was no urgency here,” the neighbor told CNN.

Then the emergency vehicles left the street, the neighbor said their sirens were not on.

Obey The Decider

If MY PRESIDENT wants to travel in his fancy new plane, I do not think the Deep State should stop him.
The new Air Force One, which President Trump flew on earlier this week to Turkey, lacks the same defensive countermeasures that were security features of the old model, including its advanced antimissile capabilities, according to multiple officials who have been briefed on how the jet was retrofitted.

...

“The new Air Force One is a state-of-the-art aircraft that has been fitted with high-level security protocols that ensure the safety of the president and his staff,” Steven Cheung, the communications director, said in a statement. “As the president has said recently, there are many enemies of America who have their sights on him, and we use every tool at our disposal to address those threats.”

Morning

Effing Friday. Stock pump time.

Thursday, July 09, 2026

Thursday Night

Rock on.

Happy Hour

Get happy.

Sounds Familiar

Where have I heard of cyclospora?

But this summer, with cases of diarrhea caused by a microscopic parasite called cyclospora climbing across several states, you may want to take extra care with how you prepare your produce and where you swim.

The epicenter of an outbreak is Michigan, where more than 1,200 people have fallen ill. Ohio has also seen nearly 200 cases. Other states, including New York, Illinois, Indiana, North Carolina, and Texas have also reported a jump in cases, although it’s not clear whether they’re all part of the same outbreak. More than 40 people have been hospitalized.

Oh.

As of July 1, the Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network (FoodNet) program has reduced surveillance to just two pathogens: salmonella and Shiga toxin-producing E. coli (STEC), a spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told NBC News.

Before July, the program had been tracking infections caused by six additional pathogens: campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. Some of them can lead to severe or life-threatening illnesses, particularly for newborns and people who are pregnant or have weakened immune systems.

Talent Scouts

It isn't surprising, but this does paint a vivid portrait of the entrepreneurial nature of political consulting. Become the "manager" of the hot new band and you can be set for life, pontificating for cash like James Carville for the next 40 years

Last July, in a small town in coastal Maine, a couple of progressive, self-styled recruiters of economic populists showed up at the blue-shingled house of Graham Platner, a little-known oyster farmer and Marine veteran who lived largely off government benefits. 

They knew his name from local labor organizers and activists, and they had watched a video on the internet of him talking about oysters. Struck by his left-leaning ideology, his working-class affect and his gravelly voice, they became convinced that he could win a Senate seat in Maine — and quickly persuaded Mr. Platner of the same. 
 
The initial headhunters, Dan Moraff and Leanne Fan, and then a third out-of-state operative they called up to Maine — Morris Katz — told Mr. Platner he was “the one,” a “hero of the movement,” “a historical figure” who could be “leading a revolution,” according to half a dozen people with knowledge of their conversations. 

But a clutch of people who cared about Mr. Platner were telling him something else. They worried about his mental health, amid his ongoing efforts to heal from post-traumatic stress disorder after tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. They feared this trio of out-of-state operatives was a dangerous combination of inexperienced and overconfident. The worst-case scenario, they thought, wasn’t running for Senate and losing — it was destroying the life he worked hard to build.

They were plotting a 2028 presidential run.

Popularism!

NEW: Our first report on the swing voters of the 2026 midterms finds that when they are asked which policies would make them definitely vote for a Democrat, the most selected option is “raise taxes on the wealthy,” followed by “create a Medicare for All health care system.”

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— Data for Progress (@dataforprogress.org) July 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sorry, I forgot, "popularism" means do popular stuff as long as the people funding my fake think tank like it, too.

The Internet Is Real, But Not All Of Reality

I stayed away from the Platner discourse largely because it seemed like one of those things people were fighting about, pointlessly, on the internet. Probably, most arguing on the internet is pointless, but sometimes the heat/light ratio is off the charts.

Eventually it was obvious he was going to win the Maine primary (which he did) and no arguing about it on the internet was going to change that one way or another. Sometimes it is best not to stir shit up just for the sake of it.

Even if the worst stuff about him hadn't come out, I would have still found it very odd that (some) people both Left and Center were so invested in him.

Too much of the reason is that he used to be the DC bartender for some somewhat influential people.

That kind of explanation applies to too many things.

Quick, Call Boxer

Not especially important but an odd detail.

But some Platner allies moved to canvass national Democrats to assess whether he still had support. Former Senator Barbara Boxer of California said that a representative from the campaign reached out to her on Monday afternoon to see whether she would stand with Mr. Platner.

She refused.

He's out now.

Morning

Be excellent to each other.

Wednesday, July 08, 2026

Happy Hour

Betting against Elon has been a loser for a long time but his latest is below the IPO price.

Afternoon

I got nothin'

Sure Why Not

I'm sure these commie stores will get as much negative attention as Mamdani's proposed FIVE urban grocery markets.

The White House launched 25 Freedom Fuel gas stations, all selling fuel at $3.47 a gallon.

The White House announced the initiative on July 7 on X with a video of customers thanking President Donald Trump for lowering gas prices. The gas stations are located in the greater Philadelphia area, the White House told USA TODAY in an email on Tuesday, July 7.

In the video, one customer claimed the gas station saved him money. "I thought gas was more expensive, but it's not," the man, who was not identified, said. "Thanks, Trump, for saving me some money."

 They aren't really commie, just some corrupt deal of some sort.

The White House did not immediately respond to CBS News' inquiry about who operates Freedom Fuel, or how it is offering gasoline at more than 30 cents a gallon below the national average. The stations are run by a private company and aren't part of a government program, nor are they receiving funding from the administration, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported, citing the White House. 

Mr. President, Sir, The Stock Market Isn't Happy

 It really is the only check on his behavior.

Sure Why Not

Back to his old games.

ANKARA, July 8 (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Wednesday at a NATO summit he had ordered his ​Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to cut off all ‌trade with Spain, calling Madrid a "terrible partner" in the alliance.

I don't even know what this means, or if he knows what it means, but it's funny!

"I don't want to do any trade ​with them, alright?" he said, turning to Bessent, who replied: "Yes, sir."

"Take it ‌immediately, ⁠Don't even talk to them. They're hopeless. They're bad people," he added. "They make so much money with us, and we're going to see that they make a lot less. ​I want no ​business with ⁠them."

At Least The War Is Over

Apparently President Deals didn't make a deal! 
  • Air raid sirens blare in Bahrain and Kuwait as Iran says it targeted “85 US military installations” over attacks on its Hormozgan province and the port city of Mahshahr. 
  • The US says it launched the “powerful strikes” against Iran after attacks on three ships in the Strait of Hormuz, including Qatari and Saudi tankers.

Tuesday, July 07, 2026

Happy Hour

get happy

Seems Bad

I have no larger point here.

On Tuesday, a safety manager reported that a steel beam was compromised on the 21st floor, according to Buildings Department records. The Fire Department said that two support columns inside the building were buckling, and several upper floors were sagging.

Cliff Jensen, a business agent for the Steamfitters Local 638 Union, said fitters were evacuated after the beams started to bend.

“The north side of that building is crumbling,” he said. “I-beams are bending like cigarettes in there.” The developers and authorities did not say what had caused the damage, and Mr. Jensen’s claim could not be immediately confirmed.

Show Your Papers

Something which should be obvious, but for some reason isn't to many people (other than you, dear readers), is that any "show your papers" system requires everybody to show their papers, not just the people who, you know, don't have papers!

And none of us actually have the papers to prove we are citizens, aside from our birth certificates or any subsequent documents that follow from them, like passports.  Well, except for naturalized citizens, amusingly.

Take away birthright citizenship and those birth certificates don't prove anything at all! Births would have to be logged with the citizenship of the parents, which would be proven by...

Where's Kash

Not that I really care, but he's basically been out of the news for a month (according to my scientific survey of Google News) and I'm a bit curious.

President Deals

The Art of the Deal, for Trump, is to make threats and inevitably violate deals. I think people have realized this!
Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says negotiations on a final deal will not begin if threats continue, after US President Donald Trump warned that Washington will reach an agreement with Tehran or “finish the job”.

Fair Play, Belgium

#GMB: "It was Belgium who had the last laugh, in victory mocking Donald Trumps signature dance move"

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— Saul Staniforth (@saulstaniforth.bsky.social) July 7, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Trump will probably deport them.

Fingers Pointing

This is mostly online personality drama stuff, but it's a bit amusing to see everyone (The Left! The Centrists!) blame everyone else for Platner. The truth is that no one in Maine really wanted to run against Collins, Schumer recruited Mills (!), Platner saw an opening no one else was running through, and Maine Dems voted for him.

To the extent that it mattered, he was pushed by both "The Center" (Pod Jons, Bulwark) and various figures associated with The Left.

One of those somewhat rare non-factional things, at least not as we normally define these factions.

A certain kind of person loves an ex-military guy cosplaying as Everyman, independent of ideology. A certain kind of person loves absolution for "youthful" sins.

Morning

Tuesday funday.

Monday, July 06, 2026

Monday Night

Rock on. A couple of friends performing a composition by the 83-year-old student of the violist (who is playing violin)

Happy Hour

get happy

Shoe Dropping

I stayed away from the Platner discourse for my sanity, but this isn't great!

QoL

I don't know if anything this guy was doing would actually bring him closer to immortality, but I do know that if your quest for immortality fucks up your quality of life then you've likely made a big mistake.
Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson has hit a major obstacle in his yearslong quest to “defeat death.”

The 48-year-old tech entrepreneur, who rose to fame for chronicling his extreme health routine curated to reduce his biological age, announced on social media last week that he has been diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease.

“My stomach is eating itself,” Johnson wrote in a June 30 post on X. He explained that he has autoimmune gastritis, in which his immune system mistakenly attacks the healthy cells in his stomach lining.
While his problems aren't necessarily caused by his practices, getting blood transfusions from your son can lead to Transfusion-Associated Graft-Versus-Host Disease which looks very much like autoimmune gastritis.

Do You Forget To Ask For It To Be Good

I am still somewhat astounded by the completely lack of competence around Trump's Big Beautiful 250.

How hard is it to hire people to make stuff good? There are a lot of people who know how to make stuff good. Sure I get why certain creatives with public brands might not want to be associated with him, but that doesn't really cover event organizers. 

The State Fair idea was pretty good, even! The country is filled with people who know how to do that shit. How did they not manage to hire one of them?

I understand why they fuck lots of things up. I am puzzled by this one. Making it Trump-centric wasn't even close to being the only issue.

At Least The War Is Over

Katz is saying a bit more loudly what the DC Blob has been telling each other for decades and what is conventional wisdom for most journalists.

Israel’s defence minister has claimed that his country assassinated Khamenei for allegedly leading a “plan to destroy” Israel and again threatened to “eliminate” any Iranian leader who tries to promote such actions, according to Israel’s Channel 13.

...

Earlier, Katz said Khamenei’s son and successor, Mojtaba, was “marked for death”, spurring an angry protest from Tehran. Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said Trump “has committed the US to muzzling its pets in Tel Aviv”, adding, “Any threat against our people and leadership will receive an immediate, powerful response.”

Some of you might remember the era of Iraq War mea culpas, when highly paid big brain pundits were paid lots of money (again) to tell us how their big brains had incomprehensibly led them astray on this issue of minor importance and consequence. 

My favorite was from Will Saletan:

Consider the opportunity cost. The problem with dumb war isn't that it's war. The problem is that it costs you the military, economic, and political resources to fight a smart war. Everything Bush wrongly attributed to Iraq turns out to be true of Iran. But we can't confront Iran with the force it probably requires, because we wasted our resources in Iraq. Americans, having been suckered in Iraq, won't accept evidence of Iran's nuclear program. Countries that might have supported us in a strike on Iran won't do so now, since we led them astray. Our coffers have been emptied to pay for the Iraq occupation. Our troops are physically and spiritually exhausted. In the name of strength, Bush has made us weak.

The problem with the Iraq war was that it made it harder for us to attack the real threat - Iran!

He wrote that 18 years ago.

Better Than Winning

Somebody had to explain to me why guys like Trump and other "bosses" cheat at golf when everyone knows they're cheating, because I am stupid. It's dominance. Just "show you who is boss" stuff. 

They get to cheat and you don't get to complain. For Trump, the cheating is the thrill.

Most people will look at this and think that any US win will be tainted (yes I know FIFA has never been pure). For Trump, any US win will be HIS win because he made it happen.

Trump doesn't care if the USA wins. He cares that he gets to show who is boss and that any win will actually be because of him.

And, yes, he'll steal the trophy if given the chance.

The Lis Smith Magic

This was a bit of a Sunday drive-by post, but to flesh out her insiderness. She's an advisor to Majority Democrats, the 178th reboot of the Democratic Leadership Council. She gets quoted regularly by the various ghoulish NYT columnists and political journalist whose goal is to support the centrist ghouls in the Democratic party.

One would think her history with Andrew Cuomo would be disqualifying, but if you are a well-connected centrist Dems who journalists AND donors can't get enough of, this is, of course, not disqualifying. As we saw with the NYC mayoral race, not even Andrew Cuomo was disqualified by his long relationship with Andrew Cuomo.

And, yes, she was a barnacle on McMorrow's campaign ship from the beginning, and most likely (I don't know this) engineered the stunts of questioning whether her doctor opponent was really a doctor, and trying to make Hasan Piker a major campaign issue.  Basically the centrist dipshit turn. That's when her polls started plunging.

No one who matters ever asks whether having Lis Smith regularly attach her name to things turns off voters. Certainly repels me! Do I not matter? I'm a harm reduction voter but I ain't gonna lift a finger for any of these assholes otherwise.

Because no one who matters brings it up, they don't think people can come to conclusions all by themselves about such things.  

People have heard of Lis Smith and know her history no matter how many times the New York Times tries to rehab her.

Morning

Monday funday.

Sunday, July 05, 2026

Happy Hour

Get happy

The Lis Smith Magic

If she wasn't buddies with all of them, a journalist could probably do a deep dive into just why Lis Smith keeps getting lucrative work.

State Sen. Mallory McMorrow is expected to drop out of Michigan's competitive U.S. Senate race Sunday afternoon, according to three sources with knowledge of the development who were not authorized to speak publicly about her decision.

 

At Least The War Is Over

I guess it isn't newsworthy anymore.

"Rookie Mistake"

It isn't especially important, but I was struck by Totenberg's description of her retracted report about Alito retiring.
NPR’s eminent Supreme Court correspondent Nina Totenberg says she made a “rookie mistake” on Tuesday morning, and that’s why she reported that Justice Samuel Alito was retiring.

It's  the opposite of that! No "rookie" would make this "mistake"! No editor would let them! Only someone for whom special rules apply could have done this! It's an elite access journalist mistake!

Morning

Sunday funday

Saturday, July 04, 2026

Sure Why Not

The world's greatest event logistics coordinators are ON IT.
Everyone planning to attend the Salute to America program and fireworks on the National Mall this evening will need to get through security within a one-hour period, Freedom 250 organizers said in an email sent just before midday today.

The email, received by an NBC digital editor at 11:14 a.m., had a subject line that began with "IMPORTANT TIME CHANGE: General Admission Guest Guidance."

The security magnetometers will open at 5 p.m., according to the email.

Saturday Afternoon

I hope MY president's party goes well.

The Master Race

A far from original or unobvious point, but I really don't know how guys like Musk look at themselves in the mirror and think that they need to improve the gene pool by having hundreds of children.

I don't just mean his/their beauty. More generally, how does Musk imagine that everyone should be just like him? He's obviously fucked up and miserable.

Even if we believe, as he does, that he is a supergenius, it isn't the only important trait. I mean, Elon Musk would fucking hate Elon Musk if he met him. How is civilization going to persist with an entire race of Elon Musks?

Suckers And Bribes

A lot of these were suckers, but this was also a bribery tool.
Nearly 1 million people who bought President Trump’s memecoin have lost money through the end of June, according to a report by the cryptocurrency analytics firm Nansen. Their losses total $3.81 billion.

The analytics firm’s assessment was calculated this week after Mr. Trump signed an annual financial disclosure showing that he walked away with a $636 million payout on the same crypto bet, part of a haul of at least $2.2 billion from all of his business ventures in 2025.
The clearest bits of the consitution are suddenly confusing.

Morning

HAPPY DONALD TRUMP DAY

Friday, July 03, 2026

Friday Evening

enjoy

Big, If True

Say it isn't so, Pope Bob.
Billionaire tech investor Peter Thiel delivered a series of provocative warnings and predictions about the future of artificial intelligence and the West on Tuesday, accusing Pope Leo XIV of inadvertently serving as a “Chinese communist agent” by calling for AI regulation. In his remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, he also warned of a “democratic-socialist takeover” of the United States’ Democratic Party.
Meanwhile, in other AI news:
Tesla told staff it will impose a $200-per-week limit on employee AI spending starting July 6, according to an internal memo reported by The Information (paywall).

The cap lands just months after Tesla pushed employees to use AI more aggressively, a sign that even companies betting their future on the technology are struggling to control its costs.
Even if it is correct to believe that firms can benefit from "AI" beyond some niche uses, it is quite hilarious that executives spent the last couple of years yelling at their employees to use it for something, anything, and then as soon as the bait-and-switch prices ended they pulled back.

Generally it is hard to see how almost any use survives non-subscription pricing.

Holiday Weekend Posting Schedule

Maybe, or maybe not! You never know with these things.

America's Worst Humans

Elon Musk.

Moral Leadership

"We" can object on practical terms, but we ripped through certain taboos ourselves (assassinations of leaders) and can't exactly object on moral or legal ones.
Senior U.S. officials feared that Israel intended to assassinate Iran’s top negotiators as the Trump administration pursued a high-stakes deal to end the war there and reopen the Strait of Hormuz, current and former officials familiar with the matter said.
One can always argue that we very often don't live up to "our" supposed ideals and that hypocrisy is always the normal state of things, but when you stop even paying lip service to such things - stop even trying to pretend - you do make it quite a bit harder to complain about anyone else.

All those Woke Rules Of War and similar sound a little silly, sometimes, but those rules exist for self-serving purposes, too. They aren't just constraints on our own behavior.

Morning

Friday funday.

Thursday, July 02, 2026

Happy Hour

Get happy.

Jake Crapper

Smelting Pot

I'm 54. I don't know what they learned at Dalton, but we were discussing melting pot vs. salad bowl when I was in 8th grade. Actually, earlier. 5th or 7th. Was it Mr. Rapp or Mr. Todd's class? I can't believe these 2 earn the big bucks.

Well, yes, I guess I can.

Reciprocity

Other Countries can't fight Uncle Sam on many things, but visa requirements reciprocity is one common response.

If it's ever difficult for you to get a travel visa to go somewhere, check what the US requires of them!

Schism

There's an opening for Pope Vance or Pope Douthat.

VATICAN CITY (AP) — The Vatican responded aggressively Thursday to a traditionalist group that consecrated bishops without the pope’s consent, declaring the Society of St. Pius X had formally broken with the Catholic Church. It also excommunicated its bishops and priests, and warned its faithful that they too face the harshest sanctions in the church.

Best 4th Ever

Our big beautiful sweaty president is going to stroke out on stage while giving a speech in 100 degree weather, as fireworks choke DC with toxic pollution and then burn down the city.

Fireworks on Mall likely to cause hazardous air pollution, documents show

Internal National Park Service modeling for the July Fourth show predicts dangerous pollution around the Mall and “very unhealthy” conditions across central D.C.

Can't wait!

Wear a mask to signal you are woke and to avoid lung cancer:

Levels of up to 1,200 micrograms per cubic meter match what have been recorded with other fireworks events but are nevertheless reason to take precautions, said George Thurston, a professor of medicine and population health at New York University. He added that the worst-case scenario would exceed anything he has seen previously recorded from pyrotechnic displays.

“People should use the precautionary principle, which is to minimize exposures,” Thurston said. “An N95 mask would be a good idea.”


America's Worst Governor

Jared Polis

Morning

Thick Thursday.

Wednesday, July 01, 2026

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Remarkable Lack Of Curioisity

We all know what our press behaves like when there's an issue that really makes them mad, one they can't let go. Quite often those are stupid things! They can ask once and never ask again, or have Jake Tapper have a nightly hour dedicated to The Unanswered Trump Health questions.

oh my goodness -- it looks like the rot on Trump's hand is now rotting 😳 (Andrew Harnik/Getty)

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) July 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Normally the (lack of) health of the president is a big concern! Suddenly not.

If I Could Turn Back Time

I'd go back and advise all my academic friends to get fired for saying true things about Charlie Kirk.
The University of Tennessee System Board of Trustees approved a settlement with former assistant professor Tamar Shirinian, agreeing to pay the fired faculty member $1.9 million.

Shirinian will not be reinstated at the University of Tennessee at Knoxville. State officials, including the attorney general and Gov. Bill Lee, need to approve the settlement.

At 5% return, not a bad little lifelong income base.

The Moderates!

Moderate Dems believe, or pretend to believe, that left wing politicians in very left wing areas should be fought against because their existence makes it impossible to win Suburban Ohio, or wherever.

All it takes is one "crazy" Democrat and they are doomed!

I do not think the notionally left wing party should be governed by the median voter in the median House district.

The imagined median voter, of course. Not even a real one. A fake one who somehow agrees with "former" Republican Joe Scarborough every time. Let's also call him Joe. Joe Bailey.

15 Terms

30 years in Congress and Genette managed to be Chief Deputy Whip, a somewhat fake job. Never a committee Chair.

Maybe she didn’t want to be, which is fine! I don’t think everyone does or should want to have real leadership positions.

But plenty of them do stand in line for decades to the Dem official and official deference to seniority.

Exceptions, of course, but for various reasons, after 30 years of waiting you don't necessarily have the juice once you do get the gavel. And maybe you lose before you get it.

Again, maybe this isn't her story, but it is for many .

That's A Lot Of Terms

15 terms for Degette, to be precise

The democratic socialist Melat Kiros unseated the long-serving US representative Diana DeGette in Colorado’s primary elections held on Tuesday, the latest in a string of high-profile victories for the party’s insurgent left.
The Associated Press reported that Kiros had defeated DeGette for the Democratic nomination in the deep-blue first congressional district centered on Denver. Kiros’s triumph came a week after New York voters unseated two Democratic congressional incumbents and replaced a third who was retiring with candidates who had campaigned on standing up to Israel amid accusations that it was carrying out a genocide in Gaza.

Her success in the solidly Democratic first district all but ensures her election in November.

Kiros, 29, was born in Ethiopia in 1997 – the year DeGette arrived in Congress – and graduated from law school at the University of Notre Dame in 2022. The following year, she wrote a blogpost rejecting accusations that law students who protested against Israel’s counterattack after 7 October were antisemitic. The New York law firm where Kiros was working fired her after she refused to take the post down, and she then went into politics.

Explains So Much




Groveling shitty journalism.

Morning

Late start

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Mommy Milky


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Seems Bad

Eliminationist rhetoric about Jews is always a right wing thing, even though everyone in The Discourse pretends antisemitism is solely a left wing issue.

Depression

That was why Tom Kean says he was away and hospitalized for 4 months. Good he found the help he needed, though I bet we'll be treated to about 5 days of people praising his bravery and discussing mental illness as if it's an actual real and bad thing, who will then go back to talking about it being a fake thing if suffered by people who can't take 4 months off.

I suspect the legislative record of Tom Kean (R) on related issues is exactly what you would expect, but really even if not, the (R) says enough.

4 Of 9 Justices Can't Read

5-4 on the constitutional question of birthright citizenship, 6-3 on the law.

A bunch of people are going to pretend to be confused by this, as many thought it would be 8-1 at worst.

I don't waste my beautiful mind parsing their decisions anymore, but I am sure you can find more serious analysis elsewhere.

NPR briefly posted, and removed, a story saying Alito was retiring. Hilarious stuff. Good job, Nina.

Unclear whether they just accidentally published a standard pre-write or accidentally published the news before it was real. In any case, I hope he has much more time to watch Fox News.

Did He Find The Lost Ark

Better be good!
Westfield, New Jersey — One day before Republican Rep. Tom Kean Jr. planned to return to Washington, the long-missing congressman sat on the steps of his tidy Tudor-style home in North Jersey, sifting through mail beside his wife.

Kean, wearing a gray polo, offered a casual wave and headed inside when he noticed a reporter from CNN on his street. Then, he dispatched a spokesperson for his campaign to deliver a message that his own GOP colleagues have been eager to hear for months.

The 57-year-old congressman will be “fully transparent” about his nearly four-month absence when he returns to Washington on Tuesday, spokesperson Harrison Neely told CNN.

"Strong Borders"

You (and they) can argue if they were in charge that their tough on immigration stance would be different than Trump's. I can even believe that's true! But in the middle of (looks around at all this), this brands you as nothing other than "Trump lite" when people either want anti-Trump or The Full Trump.

Those Liz Cheney Republicans will vote for us next time, bro, I promise, and when we get enough of them we'll never have to hear the pig squealings of The Left again.

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TACO Tuesday

Monday, June 29, 2026

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"One Crazy Lefty"

If "one" is all it takes to ruin your cunning political strategy, I do not think it is so cunning.
The reaction from Democratic leaders this week was mixed, at best. Some regard Mamdani not as a saviour, but an existential threat. Centrists warn of electoral suicide, fearing that a leftward lurch will doom their chances in swing states in November’s US midterm elections. For Third Way, a centrist Democratic thinktank in the tradition of Bill Clinton, the New York results were a disaster.

Matt Bennett, its executive vice-president of public affairs, said: “It’s a bummer, and it’s a problem – not because there’s any danger of losing those districts to Republicans, but because those kinds of candidates and their ideas and rhetoric can be weaponised against Democrats running in tough races. We’ve seen this before, with ‘Defund the police’, and we’re worried about it happening again.”

The concern was echoed by Joe Walsh, a former Republican congressman turned Democrat and Trump critic. He warned: “Democrats have given Republicans a huge fucking gift. Republicans will do what I used to do: one crazy lefty says ‘defund the police’, and then Republicans and conservative media tag the whole party with ‘defund the police’. They’re gonna try to make the whole party out to be crazy, America-hating, democratic socialists and, to a degree, it’ll work.”

The Prayers of Devils Fill the Midnight Sky



At least they're somewhat incompetent.

They aren't completely incompetent, of course, and we shouldn't rely on there incompetence to save us, but they are, fortunately, incompetent.

State (and county) fairs are a thing. The country is filled with them every years. There are people, presumably not all Woke Libturds, who know how to put on a big event like that, who know what kinds of things would interest visitors.

Somehow they didn't find any of these people.

It isn't precisely the same as outsourcing your cancer research to "some shit I read on the internet," the whole "I do my own research" nonsense, but it isn't very different. People who know nothing assuming they, or their rich pals, know best. People who can't even delegate competently. People who think things are actually easy, so if things are broken it's because of DEI.

People who have never organized a church bake sale, or equivalent, or thought about how you might for 15 seconds. People who think the food at events just magically appears, like it did when mom took care of things.

Sure Why Not

Not a chance MY PRESIDENT is lying.
US President Donald Trump said Iran has requested a meeting that will be held in Qatar on Tuesday, despite Tehran earlier denying that any technical talks have been scheduled.

Occasional Surprises

Not that you have to hand it to them. The correct call on all this voting stuff is obvious no matter which "side" you imagine it benefits (and I am not sure the Trumpers are correct in how they imagine that, for some of this).

At Least The War Is Over, Again

"Truce" talk happened Sunday night, right on schedule for the stock market opening.

The US and Iran will “stand down for now,” a Trump administration official said after both sides traded fire near the Strait of Hormuz. Technical talks with Iran remain “on track,” said a US official. It’s not clear yet what Iran’s position is on the matter.

Deadpan final sentence there. 

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Sunday, June 28, 2026

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The Greatest Event In American History

I admit I am curious about why, precisely, this looks so sad. I don’t mean the attendance. I get that.  DC (Besźel DC not Ul Qoma DC) is not exactly MAGAland and conservatives in the rest of the country know they will be shot by BLM Antifa Supersoldiers if they visit.

I mean who was responsible and why they were unable/unwilling to create a mildly compelling product.


Peter Doocy claims "people are still coming out" to Trump's 250th fair -- even as the camera shot shows clearly behind him that almost nobody is there 😆

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 28 June 2026 at 16:38

We Believed The Computer God Could Do Everything

A lot of the big corps/institutions have done this without any actually proven use cases. It has been "install AI and fire people."

Ford has admitted to rehiring hundreds of human workers after its aggressive Al adoption strategy backfired.

The US automaker hired over 350 veteran engineers, referred to internally as "gray beards", over the past three years in order to address mistakes made by automated

This is how you get paid the big bucks:

“Mistakenly, we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence and ingesting the design requirements that we had, that that would produce a high-quality product.”

I don't think older workers are automatically better in all fields, but there are some where keeping around the "gray beards" maintains necessary institutional knowledge that can't easily be maintained and transmitted otherwise.  

 

At Least The War Is Over


 

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Saturday, June 27, 2026

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No Loitering In A Park By The Reflecting Pool

Good representation of the American attitude towards public spaces, generally.

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard members as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

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— amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) June 26, 2026 at 11:38 PM

Bubblers Are Gay And Woke

Amazing.
The nanobubblers had to go.

It was early June, and the Trump administration was planning an event at the Lincoln Memorial on June 12 to promote President Trump’s Ultimate Fighting Championship birthday celebration at the White House.

Dotted around the perimeter of the memorial’s Reflecting Pool were the nanobubblers, the temporary water-purification machines meant to keep the pool clear of algae. Encased in black fencing and powered by large generators, the machines were something of an eyesore.

Before the event, the National Park Service asked Greenwater Services, which won a $1.7 million no-bid contract to install the nanobubblers, to remove them, according to two people briefed on the decision. The people asked for anonymity because they feared retaliation from the administration. The Park Service did not provide a reason for the removal, but it coincided exactly with the promotional event, which drew crowds to the Reflecting Pool. 

At Least The War Is Over

We can declare peace again before the stock market opens.
The United States has renewed its attacks against Iran in response to an incident a day earlier when a cargo vessel was struck by an Iranian drone. On Friday, the US Central Command, which oversees military operations in the Middle East, said it had issued a “powerful response to yesterday’s attack”.

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Friday, June 26, 2026

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Starmersim

True courage is telling your "followers" to eat shit. Taking on the establishment is easy. Beating shit out out of people with no power - that's courage.

Former Congressman Tom just lost his primary with this inspiring message of hope.

Weird he doesn't have many followers.

Better Make A Decoy

He's gonna take it.

No matter who is in the final World Cup match, there could be some awkwardness in New Jersey on July 19 when US President Donald Trump presents the trophy.

Climate Change

Over the years, the reasons for not doing anything about climate change evolved, predictably (and predicted):

  • It's not real
  • It's real but humans aren't causing it
  • It's real and humans are causing it but we can't do anything about it because all the other countries won't do anything
  • It's real and humans are causing it but it's too expensive to do anything
  • Please, people, think of the oil company executives
  • It's real and humans are causing it but, whoopsie, too late, now it's REALLY too expensive to do anything about it
  • Whoopsie, just too late now. Off to Mars, with its welcoming climate.

The "other countries won't do anything" prominently featured industrializing China.

Now renewables are, with exceptions, cheaper, certainly for new installations, China is taking the lead both on production and installation, and we are in 70s gas-guzzling is the American way, "kick their ass and steal their gas" (or try to) mode.

It isn't just Trump. All the prominent Sensible Centrists have been pushing against talking about or doing anything about climate change, which I am sure has nothing to do with their various direct and indirect funding.

To the Sensible Centrists, Biden's popularity declined and Harris lost because of anything good Biden did or tried to do.

One thing that is different than 20 years ago is that basically everyone in The Discourse is on the take, at least everyone not on The Left. You don't get $50,000 speaking fees for saying things rich people don't want to hear!

And There's Always The Bezos Post

Okay I'm listening:

Thirteen Democratic House members and candidates announced their support Thursday for a centrist initiative aimed at pushing back against the party’s tilt toward democratic socialism.

And what is this initiative:

Killin is one of the 13 who signed on to the “Promise to America” initiative that commits candidates to a set of centrist principles, including capitalism, fiscal discipline, strong borders and pride in the United States.

Lol. "Principles."

Full list of assholes, proud of themselves.

Reps. Kristen McDonald Rivet (Michigan), Susie Lee (Nevada), Maggie Goodlander (New Hampshire), Josh Gottheimer (New Jersey), Laura Gillen (New York), Don Davis (North Carolina), Janelle Bynum (Oregon) and Vicente Gonzalez (Texas) are all supporters. Candidates Marlene Galán-Woods in Arizona, Jamie Ager and Paul Barringer in North Carolina and Bobby Pulido in Texas also signed on.

 

Centrist Emotional Support Journalists

They run to Axios with all their complaints. Makes a handy list of people to primary.

Moderate House Democrats are warning they're prepared for "war" if incoming progressives and democratic socialists try to hijack the House floor to secure ideological concessions.

There is nothing wrong with some intra-caucus conflicts, but these people are acting as if The Big Tent can't accommodate lefty people from lefty districts. 3 of them!

There is a difference between "we disagree" and "we do not accept your legitimacy."

And none of this about ideology, as that term is commonly understood, as much as people want to claim. It's about who is in power and whose friends and families get the goodies.

Some ideologies get more goodies, of course.


At Least The War Is Over

 Ah, well, nevertheless.

The Israeli military has dropped leaflets over a town in southern Lebanon, ordering residents to leave, Lebanese state media reported, in a first such order issued since the ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah took effect.

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 Fetid Friday

Thursday, June 25, 2026

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Sure Ted

I suppose if Republicans believe he's the candidate who best "owns the libs" he'd have some chance.

Ted Cruz’s not-so-secret White House dreams have gotten JD Vance’s attention and annoyed Trump allies

Happy Hour Lunch

Get happy. Eat

It's Gonna Be Great

I have no idea about the State Fair specifically, but generally the lack of any sense that the 250th is a Big Deal is quite surprising, even with Trump in charge.

The Trump administration’s 16-day-long Great American State Fair has begun, offering visitors to the National Mall in Washington, DC, the chance to visit pavilions showcasing every US state and territory.

President Donald Trump first teased the project, a modern World’s Fair, on the campaign trail in 2023. Three years later, the project has come to life, with military flyovers, movie screenings and a giant 110-foot Ferris wheel on the packed schedule. Trump’s stamp will be evident, including a scaled-down replica of Trump’s proposed 250-foot “triumphal arch.”

The Big Tent

You can argue James Carville doesn't matter, not entirely incorrectly, but he does represent the views of Professional Democrats much more than  I do.  More than that, he can get a NYT piece out tomorrow if he wants to in order to further push whatever point he is trying to make.

A Big Tent that can't handle three lefty House backbenchers, including a Jewish guy who isn't Israel-supportive enough entirely because he isn't Israel-supportive enough, isn't a very big tent.  

“But I’m done,” he continued. “I’m not in that f*cking political party. I am totally comfortable in a political party that spends time questioning the policies of the government of Israel. In fact, I’m enthusiastic about that. I don’t want to be in a political party that denies the right of the state of Israel to exist. That’s just not– I just can’t do that.”

The "denies the right of the state of Israel to exist" deflection is silly no matter who it is invoked for, applying some strange Israel-specific framework and exception while asserting it is other people who have embraced double standards, but I don't think any of these people have done that. And even if they have, it isn't the "party," it's a couple (likely) backbenchers.

People get annoyed to me for criticizing the Democrats, but on one side is assholes on the internet like me and some small donor/activists movements, and on other side is, you know, EVERYBODY ELSE WITH POWER. Those people are tugging one way constantly.  They have newspaper columns and TV slots. Their views are often little more than "I SHOULD GET WHAT I WANT" even though what they want has little more substance than "my network and faction should be in control."

It isn't only about Israel, but as for Israel, the Dem leadership and their media outriders are extremely out of touch with their own voters, and I don't know how they imagine that can persist.

Vote Blue No Matter Who Update

Will his fundraising text messages stop?
I’m Done, I’m Not in That F*cking Political Party’: James Carville Freaks Out After Progressives Win Big in Democratic Primaries

Clarifying what the "big tent" has always meant:

“Lady, I ain’t in the same party as you,” Carville said. “I’m sorry. I’m just not. And I actually do think it’s time for Democrats to talk the ‘s’ word: schism. I really do. Everybody’s always said, ‘No, no. We’re a coalition. We’re a big tent. And there’s just some sh*t I can’t be in the same tent with.”

Carville then insisted that despite winning their Democratic primaries, “these people are not Democrats.” He then suggested that establishment Democrats “negotiate the terms of a schism” with democratic socialists in the party. 

Don't be 3rd party spoilers, work within the party, run in primaries, be a part of our big tent.

[3 incumbents get ousted]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GO BACK TO RUSSIA, COMMIE SCUM

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Wednesday, June 24, 2026

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Sure, Whatever, Man

I know House Dems won't get involved in primaries against incumbents, but they do get involved in primaries against incumbents in the Senate!  There is no adhered to principle here! The mayor of New York does not work for you! He does not have to agree with your primary picks!

Asked if Mamdani’s endorsements were making him “enemies” with Democrats in Washington, D.C., Jeffries told CNN that he and Mamdani “strongly” disagreed over his primary picks ahead of Election Day.

Now, according to Jeffries, the mayor has serious “work to do in terms of the conversations that he’s going to have with members of Congress moving forward.”

Jeffries had one skill: kissing up to Pelosi. That's it! He went far on that! 

"Our Volunteers"

People not on the payroll are not, in any sense, yours.

An amusing thing about Harrison is he has run for precisely one public office lost.

Whose Dream

I know the answer is "because he's a Kennedy, duh" but can we have some journalist reflection about why this guy got so much coverage.

Schlossberg’s Defeat Dampens Dream of a Renewed Camelot

Lol:

And in an age in which Democrats have often played catch-up with Republicans online, Mr. Schlossberg had a vibrant social media presence, presenting an oddball and decidedly opinionated persona that drew attention whenever he posted.

He came in 3rd with 11%!

Having the name "Kennedy" should not guarantee you national media coverage if you run for office!

 

A Really Expensive Way To Do Very LIttle

A lot of "AI" use is like this.
Consulting giant Accenture is trying to figure out how to stop non-technical workers from blowing through companies’ AI token budget on trivial tasks like converting PDFs to presentation slides, according to leaked audio obtained by 404 Media. Across the industry Accenture is seeing “soaring token spend,” according to the audio.
I don't know about Accenture, but I'm sure there are lots of companies that are incredibly stingy with things like "office supplies" and "printer paper" that are currently letting their workers spend 500 bucks to maybe simplify mundane and unimportant tasks slightly.

Landerslide

There were a few "haha Mamdani's going to be a big loser when all his people lose" hopium pieces and well.
Mamdani Allies Sweep House Primaries in Big Night for Left-Wing Democrats

Mayor Zohran Mamdani backed Darializa Avila Chevalier, who beat Representative Adriano Espaillat, and Brad Lander, who ousted Representative Dan Goldman.
Goldman is such a piece of shit. This is hilarious.

Jaime Harrison (former DNC chair) is madmad about something but I don't even know what.

I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination. Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.

— Jaime Harrison (@jaimeharrison.bsky.social) June 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM

Pete's Buying A Round Of Shots

Amazing. 
"Our new policy is simple: If you, an American warrior entrusted to defend this nation, believe that the flu vaccine is in your best interest, then you are free to take it; you should. But we will not force you," Hegseth said in April.
 
Even so, the services have already been given exceptions to Hegseth's policy according to Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell in a statement provided to ABC News. As part of those exceptions to the policy, the Army, Navy and Air Force are once again requiring flu shots for basic trainees, according to officials.
"Even so" is a funny way to begin that paragraph.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2026

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Cope

I don't think this is entirely crazy, in that either it's true or the Trumpers (if not Trump himself) are telling it to people to keep them on board.

Something has made Lindsey Graham call off his armed coup!

A Most Excellent Victory, Sir

I know the usual refrain is "what if this was a Democratic president..." but actually this goes beyond that. This really is WHAT IF THIS WAS ANY PRESIDENT BUT TRUMP?

The "foreign policy" community, the blob, the bipartisan collection of arms dealers, former generals, spooks, ex spooks, journalist assets, Harvard educated State Department psychos, tough guy politicians, corrupt "think tanks," and all their easily manipulated (willing to be) journalists would be having an absolute shit fit.  Ted Koppel would start a new nightly TV show.

Since the signing of the interim agreement last week, the Americans have said that money will be released to Iran as the country hits certain benchmarks – that the US will unfreeze certain funds and give access to the international banking system and international markets.

But what has happened over the last 24-48 hours has been hugely significant because it is a reversal of US policy – sanctions on the Iranian oil industry.

For many, many years, the Iranians managed to sell the oil despite the sanctions, but at a huge discount. That’s because countries were concerned about being on the wrong side of US sanctions.

Now, Iran can sell the oil at full price, which will bring hundreds of millions of dollars into the Iranian economy. This is a huge change, but the Americans insist the Iranians still have to meet those benchmarks if other sanctions are to be lifted.

I know you don't have to hand it to Trump, but managing to pull off effectively surrendering to Iran without Lindsey Graham personally leading an armed coup against him requires skills of some sort.

Can't Stop Won't Stop

It doesn't much matter if Iran "cares" about Lebanon or sees Israel's actions as providing a useful opportunity for them for other issues, but as long as they stick to those concerns, Bibi is going to keep doing this until someone makes him stop.

Lebanon’s Hezbollah says Israeli forces opened fire on civilians with assault weapons in southern Lebanon calling the deadly attack a “blatant violation” of the ceasefire.

What Are You Going To Do About It

An interesting question is why the Trumpers decided they did kinda, sorta, have to pretend to listen to judges. I'm not saying they follow all their orders perfectly, but they did seem to climb down from their initial "fuck you, make me" bravado they began Trump II with.
WASHINGTON — New photos of the Kennedy Center show President Donald Trump’s name has been taken down from the building’s facade after a monthslong court battle and the recent addition of a tarp blocking public viewing of the removed signage.

I suspect they've had communications with the Supremos who informed them they have to play along, some, or they'd revoke some of the permission slips.  That implies they feel they need to listen to the Supremos, of course, but when mom and dad let you do 90% of what you want, it's smart to overlook the other 10% instead of throwing a tantrum. 

We Can't Say Who It is, HOWEVER...

 The writers do keep coming up with new plotlines. I'll give them that.

WASHINGTON — Millions of Americans with obesity are eagerly awaiting a powerful new drug from Eli Lilly called retatrutide, which has demonstrated bariatric-surgery levels of weight loss. Some aren’t even waiting for approval from the Food and Drug Administration, instead racing to acquire it through sketchy means.

But STAT has learned that Eli Lilly and the FDA have allowed one person to gain access to the drug through the FDA’s “compassionate use” program, a pathway that gives patients with serious and immediately life-threatening medical issues access to experimental treatments. 

This person was a 79-year-old man at the time the request was made in April, according to three sources familiar with the matter. Those sources, who requested anonymity due to fear of reprisals, said it drew the interest of top health officials, suggesting the person receiving this drug was well connected.

Hopefully this unapproved drug doesn't have any unfortunate side effects, like toxic flatulence, criminal stupidity, or sudden agonizing death syndrome.

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TACO TUESDAY!!!!!!

Monday, June 22, 2026

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Afternoon

 I haven't slept in about 30 hours so I might need a nap.

Team Marco/Team Vance

We do get very few pleasures these days, and one is knowing that everybody hates Vance. Even the people who "should" like Vance hate him.

I don't think there really is a Team Vance.

Foundations

The Iran deal is almost done, just waiting for the final agreements on every important issue.

Once we solve the Israel/Lebanon issue, decide a number for reparations, commit to a nuclear deal, determine which states we are giving to Iran, we'll be all set.

The Committee To Save The World

My favorite Alan Greenspan (RIP) moment was when as soon as Clinton got close to doing what people like Alan told him to do - stop running a deficit - Alan said haha, just kidding, the world economy requires shitloads of constant American bond issues to function, so this is a perfect time for some (Bush) tax cuts.

PM Down

Keir Starmer, a ridiculous and malevolent figure, will step down as PM.

Nothing will improve in Britain as long as the people currently around him retain their positions of power, and there is little reason to think they won't.

I have my occasional problems with The Democrats, but I'll take the worst of them over any of the right wing of the Labour Party, which is most of the Labour Party now.

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Macho Monday

Sunday, June 21, 2026

Narrator: But The Strait Wasn’t Open

Afternoon

Is the war over again yet?

Sure Why Not

"President Trump told Fox News the US may take over the strait in the future if they have to & collect tolls. The president described this as the US being the guardian angel of the Strait of Hormuz & Middle East. He said that would involve the US taking 20% of the oil that passes through the strait"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 21 June 2026 at 09:23

It Is Very Very Funny

Netanyahu (and American lunatics) has been pushing for war against Iran for years, and now Iran has an effective veto over Israeli actions.



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Sunday funday

Saturday, June 20, 2026

Everyone in Britain, Hearing Keir's Resignation News

yes that was real.

Afternoon

 Weekending

How Will Donald Unshit This Bed

I admit I have no idea.

At Least The War Is Over

Current status:

  • Iran’s military says it has closed the Strait of Hormuz over Israel’s attacks on southern Lebanon that have killed at least 32 people since dawn.
  • US Vice President JD Vance says he is expecting to travel to Switzerland for Iran talks within days.

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Slacker Saturday

Friday, June 19, 2026

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You Don't Have To Hand It To Her, BUT

It is funny that Meloni has been less willing to take any shit publicly from Trump than most other European leaders.

I don’t mean that this makes her good. I just think it is funny that right wingers often can't stand each other because they are assholes.

Mr. TRUMP DOES NOT LIE

Vile slander.

A diplomatic row between United States President Donald Trump and Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni has escalated, with Italy’s top diplomat cancelling an upcoming visit to the US.

At issue is Trump’s claim that Meloni “begged” him for a photograph during the Group of Seven (G7) meeting in France earlier in the week.

PEACE

Apparently there is an Israel/Hezbollah peace deal. We can see how long that lasts.

Sure Why Not

Normal behavior.

One morning, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt walked into the Oval Office and found Trump “clutching a tube of superglue and attempting to affix gold decorations to the marble fireplace mantel,” according to the book.

 “As he was known to prefer his own aesthetic handiwork to anyone else’s, the sight of the President squeezing glue onto gilded appliques and mounting them on the wall himself surprised no one in his inner circle,” Haberman and Swan write.

Bibi Won't Stop

Not until somebody makes him.

Talks under pressure: Vice President JD Vance is no longer traveling to Switzerland for US-Iran negotiations today, with talks postponed. Iran has asked for guarantees that hostilities in Lebanon will end before it resumes the talks, a diplomat told CNN.

The script after 10/7 was that Israel would get to spend a few months slaughtering mostly innocent Palestinians, as a treat, and then somehow Netanyahu would be pushed out a d Good Israel would return. 

And then... 

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Freaky Friday

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Happy Hour

Go buy some cheap gas!

Lickspittles

I think a lot of people don't get that Trump understands the flattery he gets is bullshit. It is his power play, how he humiliates people, how he establishes he is on top. He doesn't actually respect the bootlickers.

Weeks after they met with Trump, he was still regaling associates with stories of how Zuckerberg and Bezos were “kissing my ass,” according to the book. “You would not believe the texts I got from these tech guys. I've got to show you,” Trump is quoted as telling some guests.

The episodes also show how Trump reveled in the genuflections of the titans of Big Tech—Google’s Sundar Pichai and Apple’s Tim Cook also met with the incoming president—before relentlessly deriding their efforts.

At Least The War Is Over

Maybe for real!

I am curious about why, precisely, Trump told his people to do whatever was necessary to end it. Was he just sick of it? Did he think, rightly or wrongly, that economic Armageddon was imminent?

The Black President - Pretty Popular

57% favorable for Obama is pretty high! That is higher than I would have expected.

I think it is pretty hard for any national politician to get much over 50% approval.

Trump is at 34%.

Abundantly Clear

It was instantly obvious  that "Abundance" hijacked lefty urbanism to put a friendlier face on evil rich guy bullshit.

According to Zack Rosen, founder of California YIMBY and the Abundance Network, the problem with politics is Americans being too involved. Bemoaning the rise of small-dollar political donations in fundraising documents leaked to the Prospect, Rosen is blunt: “Small dollar internet fundraising makes politics dumber.” Rosen misses what he considers to be a bygone era of elite dominance. Lamenting the current state of democratized influence, Rosen says “the old gatekeepers were political professionals who could count cards; small dollar donors today are amateurs yanking the handles of ActBlue slot machines.” 

This sentiment is laid out in substantial detail, filling 31 pages across two separate documents obtained by the Prospect. In an email exchange, Rosen confirmed the documents’ legitimacy.  

Rosen and his allies have no need for small-dollar donations or mass-membership politics: They come to do political battle with $260 million annually (yes, each year!) from billionaire benefactors, one document asserts. This “Abundance Capital Stack” is being deployed to organize in all 50 states and consists of a $120 million annual commitment from ex-hedge fund manager and current Meta board member John Arnold, $40 million from Facebook/Meta co-founder Dustin Moskovitz, and $100 million from Steve Ballmer, the L.A. Clippers owner and former Microsoft executive. Ballmer, who is currently embroiled in a scandal surrounding alleged off-book pay for NBA star Kawhi Leonard, was not previously known as a funder of the abundance movement.

What do you have against building more houses, Atrios? How dare you criticize our selfless movement. 

The War Is Bad, But Ending It Is Worse



Some Dems just can't help themselves.


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Thirsty Thursday

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Thursday Night

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The Man Has A Point

Trump endorses Iran having ballistic missiles: "I'm saying that if other countries have them, it's a little unfair for them not to have some"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) June 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Imagining all of Official Washington (including the press) completely exploding if anyone but Trump said this.

Afternoon

Busy with life.

Hometown Paper

It is funny, but probably it is better if everyone pretends it is a wonderful deal to keep our very special president happy.


Otherwise the lovebombs will be replaced with bombbombs

Operation Blame Vance

The praise Trump/blame Vance plan doesn't make any sense but it is funny.

The Last Person Who Has Sat On Him

No deal with President Deals is actually a deal

EVIAN-LES-BAINS, France, June 17 (Reuters) - U.S President Donald Trump said on Wednesday ​that the memorandum of ‌understanding on Iran was not final, and that he could resume ​a bombing campaign if ​he did not like it.

"It's ⁠a memorandum of understanding. And ​if I don't like it, ​we'll go back to shooting at them, dropping bombs on their head. If ​I don't like it, ​if they don't behave, we'll go right ‌back ⁠to dropping bombs right smack in the middle of their head, OK?" said Trump, ​at the ​G7 ⁠summit in France.


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Wacky Wednesday 

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Southland Tales (2006)

Sorry I doubted you, Kash.

RIVERSIDE COUNTY, Calif. (KABC) -- Two men from Riverside County were arrested in connection with an alleged plot targeting the "UFC Freedom 250" fights at the White House, Eyewitness News has learned.

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The alleged plot came to light after Proper's mother overheard conversations on encrypted chats and phone calls and contacted police, according to court documents.

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JD's Deal

I am curious how the MAGAverse will both praise Trump for the "deal" while pinning likely failure on Vance.