That And Putting Tits On Garfield

Even if this was clever trick to avoid talking to your children and encourage lifetime solipsism was actually a good idea, this is the best these guys can come up with. Universities are shutting down their humanities departments and K-12 schools are thinking they need to "teach AI" (nobody knows what that means) for this.

cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:

connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.

every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.

— Sam Altman (@sama) July 31, 2026