Wednesday, September 02, 2026

I, For One, Welcome Our New Lizard Overlords

Finally some good news.

Another giant reptile is clawing its way toward disrupting the South Florida ecosystem as an invasive species.

The Nile monitor -- a semi-aquatic lizard that can grow up to 6 feet and is equipped with razor claws -- has been establishing populations in the area since the 1980s, according to ecology experts.