Send Yourself

Pete, big guy, chief, my main man, you're the WAR SECRETARY. Go invade Tehran yourself if you want. No one will stop you.

Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 30 September 2026 at 20:53

Except the Iranians, I guess.

The man has found an entirely new level of chickenhawkery.